Ty's pet peeves in the greatest most intellectual order, ever. 1. I hate when i'm eating cocoa pebbles and someone sneaks behind me and punches me straight in the face. 2. I hate when after e...

my question is this....turkeys are so BIG and fat.....how do their skinny little legs hold all that weight?

i hate turkeys so much. totally bringing down the bird society. they can't even fly! which would be acceptable if their meat tasted good fried. but it's not. sooooo i say we go turkey hunting unt...

i'm so in, then we can find out how they can hold their big ol fat bodies up with their tiny little legs

ok, lets start killing all the turkeys but going to our local delis and ordering lb's upon lb's of turkey meat. and make delicious sandwiches until they are all gone. and turkeys dont have legs ...

hmmm....so do they just roll around? am i mistaking them for a chicken?

i dont know, i'm just making things up about turkeys now. thats how much i hate 'em

Less talk. More turkey sandwitch eating. Slacker.

Problem with your turkey eating is you'll end up falling asleep while all the turkey's are reproducing. You'll do better if you eat something that won't cause drowsiness.

you know what it had a reverse affect on me on friday....i had a turkey club and i was talking with my co-workers about how dumb i was to order that since i was SO exhausted and the turkey was goin...

Thats cause you ordered the club. The Turkey's that go to the clubs are wicked cool, they are all party animals! So you got to taste some of that go energy they need when they're chillin at the club.

HAHAHAHA hence the reverse affect it had on me!

thats a good way to kill turkeys, LETS CLUB THEM !, right after we club baby seals

awww =( no hurting the sea animals

no no, i'm talking about the Singers kids...

I didn't know he reproduced.