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ilikebirds Apr 11, 2004

Ty's pet peeves in the greatest most intellectual order, ever. 1. I hate when i'm eating cocoa pebbles and someone sneaks behind me and punches me straight in the face. 2. I hate when after e...

modestjesse Apr 11, 2004

Dude, how does your mom sneak behind you and punch you straight in the face? Doesn't she need to do like a wrap around? Do you asians not have prepherial vision? Guess you couldn't play QB now coul...

yay yayOG 2004

you are a football and my pants are going to tackle you. roar

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