(continuation of #1). . . finally as young adults and not as the youths they had been up until this point. But would friendship be this easy to find in their future, or would it be just as difficu...
Then Jack got up from his place and pulled out a 40 of Heineken he had ripped off the shelf at the local 7 Eleven in town. Jack took a sip and handed her the bottle. She took a sip too. This was a ...
then her boyfriend came over and dropkicked you, and we spent the next 48 hours in the hospital. Boy, i sure was upset that we missed their performance of soma. I still regret how i acted, because ...
"yeah, but i'm still glad that they did that acoustic version of 'bullet with butterfly wings' - that was almost a religious experience", Celia continued. "do you think that the Hamster Huey and...
"hey celia... remember that time i told you that i always thought we would end up together?" Celia's heart began pounding as she began to purse her supple lips. "Well Celia, I hate for you to be t...
"But Dan, we've always known you swam upstream. We've just been humoring you til now."
The Jack ripped off all his clothes to reveal pink spandex. Dan then jumped into the water and started to swim hardcore sycnronized style toing leg kicks. Celia's face turned white. Then Dan dove d...
when he awoke and got up his insanely tight spandex pants ripped and he realized he was too fat for spandex. he tried to jump back in the water and drown but celia stopped him. so instead he decide...
Little did Jack(dan) know, this monkey was really a secret cia operative - on an undercover mission to brainwash the bums of America into becoming an elite team of soldiers, soldiers that the U.S. would use to ambush the oh so peaceful Canada and absorb it into the us, to become our 51st state..The U.S. would thus become legally eligable to attend "51 states +" parties....
But...
Little did the monkey know....
Jack(dan) was really an alien hermaphrodite from the planet Rupualactoid, whos sole purpose in coming to earth was to brainwash all monkeys into becoming an elite team of banana killers - banana's were the Rupaulactoid's #1 ENEMY, for it was a single banana that commited the infamous "Rupaulactoid Nuclear Genocide of 86"...And they would stop at NOTHING to rid the universe of these little yellow menaces...