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juicymango May 4, 2004

this story would be a lot funnier if you said "I know Kung-Fu" to them. And see what their reaction would be. And also even better if you started doing kung-fu moves. Dude, that would be the best t...

reaf reafOG 2002

i sooo want to do that one time, but i know that one day ill meet my match and i dont want to be the smart alike that starts the physicallness, mama always taught me dont be the first to swing,, cause then your ignorent,, just fight back cause your not a punching bag!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

you could always just roll into a ball, and then they'd think you vanished and say, "Hey, where'd that girl go, and why is there a small lumpy rock on the ground where she used to be?"

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha, that IS an option!

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