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thatdarngirl May 2, 2004

Girls live 20 years longer then boys because they don't pee standing up.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

girl's butts are germ farms because they have to sit to pee

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha..that's the nastiest thing i ever heard

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