man, you put the spotlight on me lol. thanks for the compliment tho :) i'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. but seriously, i take watever credit i get, i don't expect any...

I like to thank all the little people, my parents for refusing to give me a ride to school, and the crew at McDonalds who make those itty bitty muffins everymorning without which I might never be l...

my plastic surgeon says i can't participate in any sport where balls fly at my nose

What about pucks?

-shakes head- we have to educate you boy

seriously. didn't even pick up where we were going. and no driving with dee, either. two permits do NOT equal a license.

She could be a farmer in those clothes.

"get down on the floor" "o no, this is an Alia" "an A-whata?" "its like a totally expensive designer" "and i'm gonna totally shoot you in the head"

"Do you know what time it is!?" "Well, a watch really doesn't go with this dress daddy"