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modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

A little pherret.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my friend's always crawled into her oven and then screamed when we turned it on.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

My friends would either crawl into your sneakers and pull out the stuff or tear up the bottom of the couch.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

oh my goodness...i thought you said that when the ferret screamed you were turned on

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ok maybe i was laughing for 20 minutes after i read this...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

great that means i'm not the only human who responds to ferret mating calls...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha i almost missed this comment until mel told me. gab you're killing me.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHA! why are some things so funny..i had to stifle my laughter cuz i'm at work. but i did "LOL".

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

My friend's had one and they left it outside in its cage one day and it baked to death. So my friend's little brother asked if he could make a hat out of it.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

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beachgirl32f beachgirl32fOG 2003

my sister had 5 ferrets and i disliked them they would poop in the corners of the house and bite me, also when we where watching a friends grandmother for a few days we left for a few hours and came back and one of the ferrets had scratched her cuase u know how old people have thing skin she had blood everywhere and she was on the floor we first thought she had hit her head when she had fallen out of the bed but relized it was just the ferret had scratched her all over her arms.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

okay it's official--ferrets are out!

theremin thereminOG 2002

You should add that to the vocabulary forum, while you're at it. :)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha..that's like what you'd have if pharell and a ferret got busy&had offspring

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