yo, matt, you're the most lame person i've ever met. kate moss has been living in my room for the past 6 months, doing pushups to get buff. and anyone who reads archie comic books should find a ...

dan, you read my story! i feel so appreciated!

shut up man. you're lucky i didn't kick the crap outta you last night. the only reason i didn't was because there were women around.

don't you mean, the only reason you didn't kick the crap out of me is because i'm NOT a woman and you are?

matt have i told you lately that i love you? HYSTERICAL STUFF MAN!!

yo, patrick, stay out of this. you can only protect the wuss for so long.