Hamsters are the worst pets. They pee on you and they die easily. But its fun to watch them roll around in their little ball thingies.
"they die on you easily"...perhaps the scariest quote EVER. please dont' get a husband or a family. i'm scared.
I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then threw the tainted stick and hit Sal's sister on the lips with it. Precision.
The cause of death: natural hamster causes
