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omegatweeter May 24, 2004

my name is peter i rock a wife beater so i'll be your leader word yo

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

my name is Peter
My girlfriends dog is Jeter
My nickname is Skeeter.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

i hate you lol

aviator aviatorOG 2004 stupid ·

lol you know you were laughing at the girlfriend part. You cant help but get that football kicking urge when you look at her face and its similarities to a field goal.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

dude. you want to kick his girlfriend?

Pete, show some backbone to guilderbellsucks/marco/mr.airplane pilot and show him whos boss

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

dude NO OFFENSE BUT PETE AND I GO BACK BEFORE I JOINED THIS THING SO STOP BEING SO NOSEY!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

online

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

yeah with your mom as she gave me her number when i said ASL HAHAHA

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

haha, yeah, she's a nutty one. you're way nuttier.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

haha! i don't even have a girlfriend

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

haha yes and she loves football

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