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malibu Oct 26, 2002

well lynz was the person who explained it al to me. how does the story go again?

thatdarngirl Oct 27, 2002

Well you see..two parents decide they want to have a baby. So they sit down and write a nice letter to the man in Australia. When he gets the letter he eats berries for girls and cucumbers for bo...

skaorsk8 Oct 28, 2002

clearly he has never heard of FedEx

sux2beme Oct 28, 2002

or maybe he has! ;)

skaorsk8 Oct 28, 2002

what does that mean? He's heard of fed ex, he just chooses not to use it? cuase 9 months is a little long to wait for ANTHING, in my opinion. I'd call him up and say "hey, listen, is there any way ...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i guess you've never had a package delayed by FedEx.

malibu malibuOG 2001

well he sends it by ocean because then the parents know they really want it cuz they have to wait for it so long. if you could fedex it, everyone would have one because they are easy to get. by ocean you need a mommy and daddy ther to calm eachother down while they wait for it.

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