my parents are not from this country. neither am i. we are aliens. we come in peace...with rice.
come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay
last night i filled my tub with fruit snacks and mice and went swimming
i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice
jamie p. look at me
i so wish i had bigger bubs
chick get me some steak STAT!
sure honey i'll get you that steak..
hahahah boy oh boy
ahhh i've never said that. you have just ruined the imitation continuation of this little thread nation.
is your mother ugly...because you are
I have too many sisters.
I look like the lead singer of motion city soundtrack...
oh, oh, poor me! i have no wife! wa wa wa wa! oh, now my back hurts!
i'm a down syndrome poster boy and the only people who hit on my woman are losers...
I have never been seen without a sweatshirt hoodie on!
my boyfriend is sooooo cute we sit around together reading starwars books and then we discuss who is more jedi. i totally am more jedi.. because i am the force the force is me.. ME
I'm cooler then darth vader, my helmet is shiner..except when i fall, then it's scuffed. But did you see that bird!?