I want to marry someone's wife.
i love japs so much i want to bomb something
i am a fairy! i am hello kitty! i am hamtaro!
i wish i could be punk rock and get Too Fat for Spandex to actually be COOL!
i try to be random and funny like tai but i am predictable and stale on eZabel...
the only activities i can think of involve bowling or playing pool...
i like to have very serious conversations, but only on ezabel, i won't talk to you in person, ever, especially not in a bathroom line at a party
pardon me while i tell everyone how good I am at ordering paper supplies, WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM !!!
I met you like 80 times before you were married but I totaly don't remember ... now that you're married, you are very important to me and i love you.
(i really don't remember meeting you before you were married)
i spend all my household budget on kitty litter and peanut butter, thereby eliminating my ability to ever leave my house (but at least it doesn't smell like kitty poop)
That was a very immature comment, and since I am very very mature, i also expect others to be mature. I am only immature when i try to imitate ty, alot.
i binge on muffins. and give all my reciepts to chris. so he can manage my binges, monetarily.
(haha)
I wish i could binge on cheese, but it makes me all nasaly...
i wish i could think of ideas before other people, but since i can't, i'll just claim THEY STOLE MY IDEAS! ALL OF THEM! AND I BEILEVE SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY STAPLER!
(huh?)
I want to be a personal trainer, or basically anything that makes it possible to be closer to married women.
(ok the married thing is no longer original)
i continue to move farther south in hopes i can escape CARBS THEY ARE THE ENEMY!
I like men.
that was mean. you are no longer my favorite person.
hey guys lets go swing dancing but not dance. i just want to stand around and scope chicks
I LOVE HORRRRRRRRRRSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!