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hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i was out in service like 4 years ago and an old sister in my hall says, "Do you know the hormones they put in chicken make the girls nowadays have big bosooms?"
ME - No
Her - Oh really Patrick, you must have noticed...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

see!!!!....i'm not the only one that's hip to the curnal's tricks

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

COLONEL. Sorry just got all tinser on you with the spelling..

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

it DEFINATELY sounds like they're saying curnal..on the commercials..like..seriously..

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

everytime i read the word colonel in my head i say "colonial" idk why i add an extra syllable then i correct myself "kernel"

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahaha, you just coined a new phrase! i love it!

Spell well or go home people!

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