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skaorsk8 Jun 9, 2004

ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!

fivezero Jun 10, 2004

i must wear baggy pants because my legs are skinny! pass the Jncos!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

oh, if only dan would stop trying to steal my woman!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, i wonder how brian does it! i wonder if a girl will EVER hold my hand.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

my girlfriend has all my personality

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i try to impress people by telling them outrageous made up stories about nipples

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

me and my sister the other day threw cookies at each other. it was so funny.. then she ate the cookies with milk... i ate my cookies with PROTEIN!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i suck at riding motorcycles, i get tickets, get my bike stolen, and get into accidents - i should just get a giant inflatable bubble suit

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

tuna has so much protein in it.. all i eat is tuna then i have a shake.. then i do jumping jacks . sometimes i eat cheese

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I am yellow.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

I hate being so short.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · modestjesse

Hey, you like Star Wars? Wanna get married?

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 · thatdarngirl

I think all guys care about are silly games, so I use them to do my bidding.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · modestjesse

hey everyone check out my pictures they are closeups of my face , so i can scare childrens

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 · ilikebirds

my mom made me breakfast today so i punched in her the face my mom is cool

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'd prefer womanizing--and holding red cups of beer over womens heads as i grind on them in clubs--to a meaningful relationship.

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