ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!
i wish thai's mom would marry me. or mike's mom. or anyone.
i need a twelve step program to rid me of my scrabble addiction
Dude, how many other HOT COUSINS do you have??
wow, i need a vacation from all this fun i have at work writing code that doesn't work
i love hanging out, but as long as i don't have to drive more than 3 min from home.
i try to play hockey with the boys to show how tough i am, too bad i suck at it
Hey, is that a wedding ring on your hand? Wanna go have tacos?
i wish i was cool enough to think up nicknames for myself, instead i will call myself TDG because i idolize Dan
i grind w/ boys. and. pretend. not. to. like. it.
THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! BRYAN GRINDED ON MEEEE
girls scare me v. much. I run to other states to avoid seeing them.
i hate all my friends for getting married and forcing me to ATTEND THEIR WEDDINGS AND BACHELOR PARTIES! Can you imagine, friends of mine trying to make me have fun! SOOO ANNOYING!!
anyone know where i can get the orange tux like they wore in dumb & dumber? i need it for my convention so i can fit in w/ the ghetto crew b/c otherwise they might not realize that i'm black too (1/24995th that is).
i wish i didn't have dietary needs like not being able to eat wheat or have alcohol in any form BUT if you get this great drink you can get a whale...OH WAIT NO WHALES!
i will definitely cry if she even tries to bring up my lactose intolerance, sorry i mean MILK ALLERGY (they are very different you know) b/c it's soooo not funny any more.
(it's really not funny anymore)
i have everything in my kitchen hung on the walls to save space, also, this way i have nothing touching the floor