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ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

Oh i'm soo cool i rock and i roll baby. i mean.. i rule.

fivezero Jun 9, 2004

my parents are asian and strict and i am asain too, just completely americanized and willy nilly, blatantly ignoring my honorable and principled heritage--the only ninja i know about is kawasaki an...

ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned

fivezero Jun 9, 2004

look at me. look at me. look at me. give me stoli. i'm thai pham, beyatch!

ilikebirds Jun 9, 2004

i want my gfriend to move back to PA so she can be on ezabel more

fivezero Jun 9, 2004

1.thai 2.chicks 3.alcohol 4.nudity 5.baby oil 6.wrestling 7.??? 8.PROFIT!!!

iwz Jun 10, 2004

WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!

ilikebirds Jun 10, 2004

i created ezabel because no one talks to me in real life

iwz Jun 10, 2004

I told everybody I "retired" but, turns out I can't stop!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont know how to tie a tie, but you know what i'll google it.

let me google it and find out what the right way is to tie a tie, then maybe i'll write an article on it and approve it for the front page. yes thats what i'll do. and i'm doing this all in my tighty whities

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