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juicymango Jun 10, 2004

Do me.

iwz Jun 10, 2004

I write fitness articles, yet I don't understand why I put on 18 lbs while dieting!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

When I go away for the weekend with my wife, I like to spend most of my time playing videogames.... c'mon I can't go for hourssssss

(did i make it better or worse, i duno feel free to mod it to the original haha)

iwz iwz

angelina jolie is SO HOT OMG *DROOLS*

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

bill gates owns me

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

did i tell you i work for satan? I do too much here, they'd fall apart with me, who would change the toilet paper?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I love the color pink.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i wish to make love to the robert smith until he desintegrates.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

[LOL, my favorite so far]

iwz iwz

(mine too, i was dying)

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