I wish i was 14 again so making out with a 13 year old wouldn't be so looked down upon. (LOL the day that comes up as a random comment.. is going to be a tickly one)
Did I tell you I skipped the funeral to go to a Braid concert. I don't think they really cared, they're dead anyway.
(no dude keanu is my idol)
i wish i could fix things having to do with water and laundry without creating explosions and messes
(i need to leave this forum i'm having too much fun)
people say i look like derick jeter, and i pretend to hate it... but really... i wish people would say it more.
i look like britney spears, (well, i did for like 5 minutes before i dyed my hair 47 times), and even though i pretended i didn't want to, i let everyone pretend i was her because i secretly have the world's biggest crush on her. and i have a poster of her, in my bathroom, that you see by looking at yourself, while peeing, in the little mirror on top of the toilet.
(hahahaha!)
TINA LETS BE BEST FRIENDS CUZ WE HAVE FREAKEY FINGERS!!!
(you already said that)
HE was BIG and TALL and BLACK! and he RAAAAAAAAN!
I don't know HE STOLE IT!
(i thought i wrote it... but i dont remember where!)
i look like arthur the cartoon character.
(ARGH IHATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!)
i once liked a guy who was really smart, and because i have a weird tiny finger, they called us "Pinky and the Brain"
(people called us that?)
i like making websites that get shutdown (us4guys)
i like telling people "yeah i'm gonna come to your house" but then, when i don't feel like going, or i'm too busy, i say "sorry my mom won't let me go"
(DUDE I WAS SICK!)
i like to hit on other guys online...ahahahahhahahahahaha good times as dan hill.
(peekar, i'm sorry!)
i like to sign on as dan hill and then say "you're sexy" to everyone who looks like they have a masculine screen name
(oh my goodness, that night! that video! so fun/funny)