man i want to rent all the lord of the rings and watch all of them in a row 4 times in a row but my mom will yell at me because it's pass my 9pm bed time
I have a thing for Nachos so everything is a nacho conversation.
i love talking hockey with socalgal because i love her and want to check her
I have no idea what's going on around me so I make comments that make no sense.
Don't make me pull a chelios on you
(Nice! lol)
I'm short and asian so everyone should love me.
i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive compulsive about anything.
I'm not supposed to eat that but I'm going to anyway because I have a death wish.
Ohhh, that wall looks like it would be fun to run into!
I like to wear t-shirts with rainbows on them.
That's just CAAAAA-RAZY!
I ride a motor cycle because everyone thinks they are so cool even though mine has trouble starting.
i make fun of people about death wishes but i myself enjoy throwing my body against trees and the like while snowboarding or skiing, when asked about this... i provide no real answer or just repeat action again.
man, andrew is SO HOT! Did i mention he was HOT! too bad you snagged him first. but that's ok, i can still entice your little brothers to grope my boobies.
It's over 100 degrees in here and I'm so cold while everyone else is sweeting their butts off.
i like my men to say orgasmic as MUCH as possible... because THAT is the hip new MANLY phrase to use... im jealous of your your body thats why i always make fun of it...
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard...my milkshake is better than yours. you WISH you had this booty for shakin'!
I tried dragging this hot guy out on the dance floor to see him shake his kuducka dunk dunk... i didnt realize that i was dancing next to a transvestite and an grandpa shaking what hes got. but i liked it.
OMG, i couldn't stand laying around the house playing video & computer games all day. Good thing I got a job so i can play there.
I talk myself up to be the best snowboarder ever.. too bad i had to break my husbands leg and then i lost every race i was in, then tried to play it off that i hit some kid "while i was about to win"
(that is totally made up!)
I trash talk 14 yr olds. I'm way tougher than them.
(not made up, truth hurts) I like to plan trips that my friends would LOVE to go on, then not tell them about it until they cant possibly go.
(i told you i didn't plan rafting)
i crash snowmobiles.
(it was my first time!) i cant eat anything.
I have to continue to bicker with a woman to prove my manliness. Even though I know she's right.
Play manhunt the night before my wedding? SURE! I just can't run, hide in the bushes because I might get scratched or move at all or Katie will yell at me.
My 2004 Wish list:
I wish,I was aisan...I wish - Brand New would stop their silly screaming and just SING...I wish...Bryan would stop giving me the run around and just marry me..I wish....Hello Kitty apparel was the U.S.'s mandatory dress code....and most of all..I wish..I could dance
i wish i was carl jenkins
You're a girl..of course you don't find your boyfriend's sister's mother's cousin's second aunt hott. I do...she has a lip ring.
I always get hurt doing stupid things and Katie always yells at me but I keep doing it anyway.
i AM the wheel of time
I just ate a whole carton of cookies I wasn't supposed to eat and I can't figure out why I don't feel so good.
(HAHAHAHHAAHAHA)
I'm the only normal one in my family...
So I was eating some fruit loops the other day(w/chop stix of course) and realized that, if i pursued it, I'd probably be an AMAZING break dancer - why?..Well - you know those pointy triangular hats I'm always wearing?..Those are SO perfect for head spins!...I mean, I'd be like a human top....
Uncle Ben is my all time role model
Go go power rangers...
look at me i'm black i'm white, wait i'm white i'm black.. screw it, i'm gray !! wipppeee
lets here it for stereotypes!!...wooo hooo!!...anybody wanna see some baby pictures?..i here photos of lil aisan 2 year olds playing in the dirt roads of thiland is a big turn on for the ladies