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rocksupastar Jun 11, 2004

hey, my name is Marco! did i mention my name is MARCO!!!MARCO!!! Yes im not lying...

skaorsk8 Jun 11, 2004

i love my airline! and my job! and airplanes! and ben sheets!

rocksupastar Jun 11, 2004

i cant drink milk... so what? who cares? i dont like milk? Soy is way better... seriously... no dude, seriously.... cmon man stop laughin, it REALLY is... ok ok fine, im an idiot.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame.

oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offically have NO cahones.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

making fun of others makes me feel SO good about being old and single

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

its not MY fault that i look like derick jeter... i really just wish people would love me for me... and maybe for my body... but mostly for me

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you cut me deep shrek

tinser tinserOG 2002

im the real dave llanos

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i loved all urine colored things, license plates, bananas, thai

tinser tinserOG 2002

ty,this is off-topic, but i have a query...whose the real asian sensation...you or hope?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wow did you need ask? i'm hurt.

tinser tinserOG 2002

aww tyyyyyyyy! hug?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i vote for hope, he's taller and doesn't need a motorcycle

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

lets be friends b/c we both have weird fingers.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 punkprincess

when people ask me to drive, i'll try to avoid telling them i lost my license, and just mumble a lot

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
people lets think of something ORIGINAL to do... like sit around instead of going out inservice

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