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tinser tinserOG 2002

she is sooo dumb! She is way dumber than any blonde singer out there, listening to her talk on tv is ridiculous. Dumb rural farm kid who couldnt pay her way out of high school

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah i've never really heard her talk or anything..except for in her idiotic songs....but..if i could, like, inject her w/some intelligence,baptize her, and like, convince her to stop trying to make music, i'd be all over the girl

tinser tinserOG 2002

or, you could just take a perfect girl and change her to look like avril...that could be easier

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah because perfect girls are just a dime a dozen and I'm sure they would just love that. lol

aviator aviatorOG 2004

or make a robot that looks like her

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

"inject her with intelligence", sorry, no dice there...

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