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rocksupastar Jun 11, 2004

hey, my name is Marco! did i mention my name is MARCO!!!MARCO!!! Yes im not lying...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

So, I just submitted my resume to Victoria's Secret, in hopes of becoming their first male wonder bra model..might as well take advantage of my luscious man-boobularness...katie's gona be so proud of me

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my band is so much better than your band. your band can't play the x-super chord like i can. my chords are the best. i have chords

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i never hear from you, but thats okay cuz i never want to hang out with people that arent as cool as me.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

You're under 5'5"? Can I have a crush on you?

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahahahahahah. this cracks me up!!!! i can so see you saying this.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

i don't get this one....explain

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

being black is trendy, where da white girls at!?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Look at me!!..I'm Brian Valentine!..I'm addicted to the ego boosting thrill that comes from making sarcastic, yet intellectual sounding statements about everything and everyone!...mu hahaha, bow to me, for, you should be grateful that i'm even alowing an imbecile such as yourself to bask in my glorious, rose fragrenced presance

p.s. haha..yeah trends come & go..skin color's kinda permanent!...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

[it's true. i have delusions of eloquences]

i'm in 2353 bands and they all sound different, when they're not sounding same!

tinser tinserOG 2002

dude, avril lavigne is like so amazing

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