I wish i was 14 again so making out with a 13 year old wouldn't be so looked down upon. (LOL the day that comes up as a random comment.. is going to be a tickly one)

my cat just puked on my shoes, i think i'm gonna take pictures of it

(priceless hahahahaaha) I'll do anything for $5 i'll stick my hand in dirty cat litter and then give the $5 away for no reason anyway.

i like to make up dumb words that make no sense like reefies, porios, cheesedelighthamsteins

(yeah you know you love 'fagotia') I really am not nearly as cool as i make it sound.

(oh snap hahaha) i want to flash everyone my bubs but dont tell everyone

people who are dating or are married suck.