jake: hey how's the soup today mike: like it is everyday jake: oh warm and nasty? mike: yea like your uncle

jake: hey hows your foot?

Mike: depends which foot are you talking about.. the one here or the one stuck up your BUTT

Jake: oh the one up my butt definitely, did you get new shoes? those are nice

Mike: Yea i made sure i bought the soft cotton kind. hope you like it. i care about you

Jake: oh thanks, shift to the left, i got an itch. you helping me build a tree fort tonight?

mike: how's that better? Are we still trying to build that fort to score with the ladies? why dont we just buy a car.. with only a back seat, two pillows, and barry white. i ran out of wood.

Jake: oh man well yeah lets save the wood for a fire. I'm going to by a ford tuba, I hear they are great and sound awesome.