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gooble Nov 22, 2002

how about you go drive off of a cliff instead??? btw buffalo wings are nasty

gooble Nov 22, 2002

o yea, and from reading your journals you seem to be bitter because of the fact that you don't have a girl. goodness.

skaorsk8 Nov 22, 2002

oh wait...yeah, i forgot...the flaming homosexual store called, they're looking for you again...they said your frequent customer card expired.

gooble goobleOG 2002

so why did this "flaming homosexual store" call you?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

clearly they got your number wrong. They didn't dial 1-800-FAG-ALEX, somehow.

gooble goobleOG 2002

so ur number is 1-800-fag-dan..o wait, not enough numbers

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

it's ok...they probably teach you counting next year...but good job trying to re-use my joke...

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