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thefunkyfresh Aug 9, 2004

that's unbelievable. some guys are so cowardly its rediculous. when we were at the convention at a restaurant i saw a guy and a girl eating at a table and the girl had 2 black eyes. i wanted to ...

flomojopoanode Aug 9, 2004

what happens when he runs out of testicles? C'mon, you know it's bound to happen...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

then you go for the knee caps....LOL *kidding*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

actually, then he won't have a reason to go after women anymore so... problem solved. if though DOES happen again though... i say red hot poker up the pooper.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHA

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i know i havent been here long but that is possibly the funniest thing ive read to date.

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