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mandie mandieOG 2001

Ok, So guys like Britney Spears, I've heard all about this. What about Cathryn Zeta Jones? She is beautiful, why don't guys go all "ga-ga" over her?

tpham tphamOG 2001

Ok i will.. cat jones.. is AMAZING.. just down RIGHT AMAZING ..

oh thats my dream WOMAN.. forget little girl spears.. i like WOMEN..

Cat jones.. as she likes me to call her.. is just awesome..!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

she's married to a geriatric dude. that's just gross! and there never will be anyone quite like the britney spears i once knew.

mandie mandieOG 2001

Do you mean Michael Douglas? It could be worse. She could of married Corky from that one show(the retard). What ever happened to Claire Danes? I know alot of guys who thought she was hot.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

who would you pick, michael douglass or corky? i would pick michael douglass, cuz at least he's gonna die pretty soon

mandie mandieOG 2001

Oh MAN! Can I pick Freddie Prince Jr.?? I think I would rather die then to have to spend the rest of my life with an old guy or a retard!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

that's kinda cruel. someday you are gonna be old and retarded. freddie's hot.

mandie mandieOG 2001

Yes, I'm already retarded. and yes i think freddie's hot. So you would want to spend the rest of your life with someone who was mentally retarded or really old????

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

so basically your warning everybody... "don't marry me, i'm retarded and soon will be old!" or am i wrong?

No, but you just made it seem that way. But actually, I did sound mean when i said i would rather die then to spend the rest of my life w/ a retarded person or an old guy. I would rather be single for the rest of my life rather then marry a retarded or old guy. Did that make any sense?

tpham tphamOG 2001

yea i see how freddie can be hot .. but don't you all think paul walker is hotter ? guy from fast furtious (white guy) .. he is also in that new movie.. about going cross country.. did anyone find that asian guy from fast furious good looking ?

raerae raeraeFounder

no that guy is not hot, he's a big dork and he's a bad actor, the other guy was really hot, the bald one.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

what?! freddie is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!! GORGEOUS!!!!!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder punkprincess

she was talking about the guy from fast and the furious

oh...woops...haha

oh...woops...haha sorry!!

tpham tphamOG 2001

what..geez.. i thought paul walker was a good looking guy.. in a straight male.. NON homosexual sort of way..but yea the bald was good looking too.

AM I HOT ? now thats the age old question..

tpham tphamOG 2001 tpham

oh wait dont answer that question..i'm not in the mood for heartbeak.. HaHaHa..

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chikviciousOG 2001

ill take corky cuz hes rich and stupid

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hugz4uFounder

my favorite kind! don't get much better than that!

tpham tphamOG 2001

Yea claire danes.. was also awesome.. she had the intellectual capacitance. that i like.. . where is she.. geez i miss her..

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I would have to say that I find Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth very, very attractive. I would probably take those two over Catherine Zeta Jones anyday.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i dont know who they are, so i can't make an accurate judgment

tpham tphamOG 2001

NO WAY !!! shannon elizabeth is one of those.. have a day or a week type deall.. tara reid is just girlfriend material.. but CAT JONES-- just amazing.. to be able to wake up to her everyone morning..

it'd be awesome.. she's a real woman!

raerae raeraeFounder

tara reid has to be the biggest airhead moron i have ever seen. She can't act for her life, did you hear that she backed her SUV into a big crowd of people on purpose? What a loser. She injured a bunch of them too

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Tara Reid didnt drive into people....her friend did. I still think she is cute...and Shannon Elizabeth is still HOT.

tpham tphamOG 2001

tara reid is cool... good thing she didn't marry that plain jane average everyday carson daly.. what was she thinking..geez..

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah what's the deal with carson daly? he's not cool. he's not good looking. he's not funny. he's not energetic or interesting or even remotely cool!! GO AWAY YOU FREAK!!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Yeah, I know whats up with Carson Daley?? He is such a dork..why do any girls go after him? First, Jennifer Love Hewitt, than Tara Reid, then who's next? Come one, man If he gets any more good looking girls I'll be tickted. At least he hasnt had Brittney...but you know he does want her, deep down he does.

iwz iwz

deep down, every man wants britney.

tpham tphamOG 2001 iwz

i dont think mikayla will appreciate that comment !!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder tpham

who cares, i appreciate it!

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hugz4uFounder thefunkyfresh

and, really, that's all that matters, isn't it? :)

iwz iwz tpham

yeaaah, you're right. mikayla is definitely hotter! and she definitely has better values and morals than britney to boot!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder iwz

nice save! you big phony... :)

haha, it's true, it's definitely true though.

you know the only reason why you posted this comment is to keep this story in the top 10....why am i helping by VIEWING & POSTING?!?! ahhh!

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