.. you don't only CONSIDER it, but you actually buy a liquor cabinet that fits snugly under your desk, and you stock it with airplane shots for good times, to make the day go by faster
... then you tell your friends you're drinking your morning coffee with a shot of Kahlua in it
my last boss had a full bar in his office, anything you want he had a nice big bottle of. He practiced liquid lunches a lot.
i think about that even when i'm not bored