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ilikebirds Aug 31, 2004

I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

She prolly hates it when you're breath is toxic, that's all. She only wants to kiss you immediately after you've brushed.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no, i just brush my teeth naked all the time.. it's just one of those things.. and the door is always open..

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