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ilikebirds Aug 31, 2004

I hate it when she's all "thai lets make out" and i'm all "yo hunny i'm brushing my teeth" and she's all " so what " and i'm all *punch her in the face and run*

originalsnob Aug 31, 2004

Right right... cause this ALWAYS happens to you :-p

ilikebirds Aug 31, 2004

a lot. i also hate it when i'm sitting there eating a sandwich and she pushes on the other end and it splatters all over my face. thats not too bad. but then she spits on me and says " i dont want...

suchgr8heights Aug 31, 2004

Yikes, who are you dating? Chyna?

ilikebirds Aug 31, 2004

it's alright. because when she sleeps at night.. i pinch her softly until she gets annoyed and wakes up .. and as he wakes up i pretend i'm taking a pillow and covering her face. she gets all mad.

suchgr8heights Aug 31, 2004

ok he or she? I'm confused..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

she's 80% she, but 20% he

see she was a hemproghaoditie

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

LOL Oh my...is that scriptural for you to be dating..that..?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh i broke up with her last night. and told her to take her kids with her!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Wow, I never thought about "hemproghaodities" having kids. Can they? If you don't mind me asking, what happened?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

we were sitting there watching tv as usual... and sasha started yelling bloody murder. so i ran into the bedroom and there was my lady standing slapping sasha. apparently something happened and i dont approve of child slapping so i poured the milk i was drinking on the lady and kicked her out.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I think I'm sorry I asked..? [mildly amused]

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Okay Thai... I think this is ALL an elaborate ruse.
I've seen your kind before I know what you're like LOL!!!
LIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, story teller, fabricator of elaborate ruse.
:-P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no, i have aides for that

yay yayOG 2004

so what you're saying is... thai is making ruse

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