I'd have Keith Van Horn do one of those athlete-to-acting transfers and play me... look at that white lanky thunder. all keith needs is a little (lot) more hair, a little less basketball ...

hahahhaah. snoop dogg and you are one in the same. incidentally though, why does he have longer nails than i do?

aw, a babe as to badness. pimps have a couple long nails to distribute cocaine to themselves and their, um, employees.