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tinser Sep 16, 2004

haha, bryan, this is the second journal you've written in which you think somebody could be plotting your death "paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...just say you never met me"

ophelia Sep 16, 2004

yeah, i had to go out and get some body gaurds - hot, female amazon woman body gaurds, cause there's like a $500,000 price on my head...

tinser tinserOG 2002

wait, so if i kill you i get 500,000 dollars? hmmm

superhero superheroOG 2004

since i run faster than you, you make the plan, i'll do the work, i'll split the profit with you 75-25

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

There goes dan again, faster than a speeding bullet...

tinser tinserOG 2002

thats still 125,000...so, i'm in

let the evil plotting begin!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

what is this!!!!...just WHAT, may I ask, is this?!..not only to i have to live in fear of being slain by a stranger, my own friends are plotting against me...man..ya know, w/friends like these, who needs enemas

tinser tinserOG 2002

hahahhaha, who needs enemas? was this a typo or did you mean to say that?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

that's for me to know and you never to find out

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