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legiapol legiapolOG 2002

sister, sister please. we are supposed to be in submission to the headship arrangement set in place by the Lord. The head of a woman is the man. And even though we are at times (rarely) imperfect, your submission to the arrangement does not go unnoticed. I can assure you, the car is but a drop in the bucket in comparison with the hope of going to heaven because of your yielding to the arrangement. carry on.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that's pretty funny...but i don't think she's going to go to heaven. Instead, she is attaining the hope of life in God's New World Order, where things such as poles and cars will be of little consequence- rather, the focus will be on teaching those resurrected ones about God and how his Soverignty was vindicated despite brothers who mis-direct people into poles.

boredatwork boredatworkOG 2002

Dave, my life is now worth living. Thank you so much. I now know my purpose.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

wait, wait.. set them straight, it wasn't a brother, it was just a parking attendant that worked there. right?

boredatwork boredatworkOG 2002

That's right. It wasn't a brother. It was just a guy that worked at the garage. Sorry.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

dean must u ruin every moment of hope in my life? just when i think i have served some purpose in this crazy world, you go and shatter my hopes and aspirations. my life is no longer worth living.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah, but now you can chastise her for listening to the worldly thinking of the parking attendant on the subject of car placement. see what horrible consequences resulted? let this be a lesson to us all.

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

i think your right. her social contact with the parking attendant qualifies as bad association. it spoiled her useful bumper. now what protection will she have against the innocent passerbys that she hits with her car?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

so basically she will be accompanying you , as well as others such as ryan and bob, in the lake of fire ?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

heb 6:10

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