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yay Sep 29, 2004

My dad said schmeg (shhhmeg hard sh sound) for the longest time I could remember, no one ever heard of it and my relatives even started using it. So wierd. Maybe someone could help me define it. ...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

grosss, i HATE that word!! My friend uses it to describe orange juice pulp

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I think people should know what this stuff really is. Bleck.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

what ther'es cheesy secretions?? who.. what.. eh??

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I imagine it's true.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

that's really really disgustingq

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Uh oh for danno

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toxicgirlOG 2003

HAHAHAHA, food words should never be used for definitions of that nature

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

definitely depends on what kinda cheese...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

*BOMB EXPLODING* ok, not cool Bri, not cool.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I will not deprive my beloved Ezabelers of TRUTH. I just don't want someone to run off saying shmeg, shmeg, shmeg and then someone overhearing it be like, "what the www.fark.com did she just say?!"

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i am always an advocate of informing my sisters what stuff really means. then they cover their ears and humm really loud.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

hahaha like Vada

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

exactly like her. oh i started crying at the beginning of that movie, cried all the way through and continued crying for about an hour after. that and dead poets society. im such a sentimental fool.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

EWWWW EWWWW and EWWWWWW. didn't even know that existed!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Why do all girls front like the flora aint flourishing?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

whaaaaaaaaaaat???

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

this is amusing to me too.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this is totally true. i beseech you chicks: be proud of your flora. because it's powerful.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

im imformed about the wrong things apparently. im the only chick not professing ignorance.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

the girls professing ignorance are self concious of their flora and have had or are having issues with it. jk!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

not with oozy cheesey stuff. thats....ewww...wrong. didn't even KNOW...

iwz iwz

haha word of the day!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAHAHA, awesome!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

we should have one here!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

why does this happen to people!?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

why does what happen whom?

iwz iwz

because we're mostly water and it comes out in certain ways in certain places in certain forms based on heat, temperatures, humidity level, and friction?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I cannot believe this is even happening...WHY are you delving into this frothy matter? Yep, I said frothy, g'nite folks.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're definitely my sister

superhero superheroOG 2004

man, ian, i think you need to ban yourself for a couple days from that comment

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

*chanting* BAN IAN! BAN IAN! BAN IAN!

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