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yay Sep 29, 2004

My dad said schmeg (shhhmeg hard sh sound) for the longest time I could remember, no one ever heard of it and my relatives even started using it. So wierd. Maybe someone could help me define it. ...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

sounds like the monty python skit, "Mr BJ Smegma"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha.... yes it definitely does!

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