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yay Sep 29, 2004

My dad said schmeg (shhhmeg hard sh sound) for the longest time I could remember, no one ever heard of it and my relatives even started using it. So wierd. Maybe someone could help me define it. ...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

sounds like the monty python skit, "Mr BJ Smegma"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha.... yes it definitely does!

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