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ilikebirds Sep 30, 2004

How does one get the poopchute clock back in order. i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school. Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er this isn't cool

suchgr8heights Sep 30, 2004

drink a lot of water during work

ilikebirds Sep 30, 2004

i always do. love the water. then i got tired of peeing every 30 minutes. so frustrating.. when you're lazy sitting at work.. just reading news articles.. and constanly having to get up an pee...

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Maybe it's not the water. Maybe you're pregnant, Ty.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

wait wait.. whats everyone talking about here..

i'm not constipated or anything..

i'm just talking about the urge and ability to poop..
like i always went at 530-6

now it's like 10 or 9 or 11
it's not as scheduled as i'd like

you weirdos

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I'm talking about how you need to pee a lot. Maybe it's not water. Maybe you're carrying a "mini-Ty."

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Yea but if you try some of those things at certain calculated times of the day, you MAY or MAY NOT be able to control it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

no.I MUSt. I MUST have power over my bowels.

what kind of man would i be if i didn't have power ove rmy bowels.

tell me .. what great man in history had no power of his bowels.

everyone should

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