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ilikebirds Sep 30, 2004

How does one get the poopchute clock back in order. i was a regular 5:30-6 which was perfect... right after work.. before meeting/school. Now.. i'm irregular 10am'er this isn't cool

sunshyne Sep 30, 2004

how do you get a poopchute clock? i dont have one.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you never had a regular time where'd you drop the biscuits?

oh man.. a schedule is great. that way.. you never get surprises

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh man i wish i had a clock. Of course, girls dont' "poop".... hahaha we dont' "fart" either, or "burp".

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I know I know we're all perfectly breezy and spring-like 24/7, HA!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

LIES!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i have a sort of schedule. actually its more like a formula.(eating time/amount of food)+30 minutes my doctor told me my digestive system is "incomplete". whatever that means.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

ha, that basically means it runs right through ya

I have the classic case of mind over matter, I don't wanna drop off anywhere but home and my mind makes it so I never have to..usually.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i have no mind control over elimination.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha yeah i go after like every meal. How am I still chubby? i do not understand it.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

ive wondered this about myself. also, i wonder why you think youre chubby. you dont seem so to me. i guess it all depends on perspective.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah, thanks, heh i just see it more i guess because I see myself naked. haha

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

lemme see...ill be an impartial judge. jk

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

bahaha... sure why not

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd be a happy man if thiss did for me. moving along...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hey all you naked lovers.. get out of my journal .. sheesh. unless you're gonna buy a tshirt and panties

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ilikebirds

let's get this straight: we ALL want t's and panties, right people?

totally! if i can't get a T then panties will suffice

not if they say "poopies"

but if we buy tshirts and panties we wont be naked anymore

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

this does not concern you. keep walking.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 sunshyne

you two are the same type! Get along! :p

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 suchgr8heights

chill ma. im not fightin. i just thought chris wouldnt like 5-0 seeing juicymango nekkid.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 sunshyne

ha there's too much talk of nekedness around here...and it's all Thai's fault!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 suchgr8heights

at least hes trying to clothe ezabel after the nekkedness.

yes, this is true.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 sunshyne

Whoa, I never thought of that! I'll just imagine YOU then! HAHA!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 fivezero

whoa! good thing we have no boundaries on ezabel.

hahaha... OH MY is all i have to say

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