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ilikebirds Oct 1, 2004

I have transformed myself.. I am now THE SAGET. I attack IWZ by challenging him to a game of " My glasses are better than yours" Here are the rules.. 1. You take off your glasses 2. I ...

yay Oct 1, 2004

Joey moves two spaces forward on the chessboard eventhough we're not playing chess. Then he says "gerrr ive beats you at your own gamesss says the squirell". He then boils water, just enough for...

ilikebirds Oct 1, 2004

The SAGET pleads joey to get out of the way. The saget wants you to know that you were not in this fight. The saget says you are great in surreal life. The saget wants to bake you pie.

yay yayOG 2004


But I am chuck norris, in real life. this is surreal

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