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flomojopoanode Oct 5, 2004

okay, here's a thought. What if the girl cries early on in the relationship over something the guy deems as...not a big deal. (Does anyone recall that seinfeld with the girlfriend who cries ove...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

if a girl cries over dropped ice cream... especially at our age..

you really need to give her something to cry about it.. like grab her cat and milk it.. then give the milk to homeless people..
then tell the homeless people to turn that milk into ice cream

and then give that ice cream in front of her to your other girlfriend

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