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suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Cute FWD I just got:

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the
right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

The first part is so true. Actually makes me sad 'cause a really great guy could miss out on an awesome girl (spiritual, smarts,funny, independant, sweet etc.) just...because.

The last part I dunno. Recently and very much to my suprise I'm finding there are actually some guys I'd consider good apples, not so rotten definately worth reaching for. ;-)

All I have to say is PAY ATTENTION GUYS/GIRLS!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Word.

You rock, I dig you.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

TOTALLY BUMP

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gizmoEst. 2006

Haha. You just re-reading old threads, or is there some reason you chose to bump this now?

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chuggieOG 2003

likes sound of own voice?

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chuggieOG 2003

trust me guys only go for the shiny ones, no matter where they are on the tree.

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