i had a dream that we were cops and then the little tiny midget taht baseball player guy carries around with him shot my husband in the shoulder and then i picked him up and threw him cos i was so ...

what baseball player carries around a midget in his pocket?

Johnny Damon- of the ghey sox. Oh, Red Sox.

the BOSUX you mean... he does? who's the midget? how do you go about just caryying around a midget