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suchgr8heights Oct 22, 2004

I'm coming to HATE the parkway. Seeing accidents all the time is completely unsettling. Hope I'm never in this situation.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I've never seen an accident on the parkway

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I've only seen the after-math... i've seen so many cars flipped over it's nuts

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh and there was that one time that a car turned around and started driving TOWARDS US and almost killed us

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I see AT THE LEAST one a day. Like Brian called me @ around 4 to tell me about this one and then the second I got on today @ exit 82 *BOOM* 4 car accident! I don't always see them happening but, still, it's just not what I want to ingest with my cup o' joe every morning.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

OH GEEZ 4??? in the morning?!?! Oh man i can't work for UPS if that's the deal. haha... i really wanna work for UPS .. somehow

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who works for the ups?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

me, fool

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

can you get me a whole ups outfit?
i go the hat.. i just need the brown shorts and a brown shirt

pleaseeeeeee pleaseeeeeee

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

doubtful. they are VERY touchy about uniforms. besides, they don't come in toddler sizes.

but i'll work my connections. we'll see what i do.

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