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suchgr8heights Oct 22, 2004

I'm coming to HATE the parkway. Seeing accidents all the time is completely unsettling. Hope I'm never in this situation.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I've never seen an accident on the parkway

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I've only seen the after-math... i've seen so many cars flipped over it's nuts

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh and there was that one time that a car turned around and started driving TOWARDS US and almost killed us

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I see AT THE LEAST one a day. Like Brian called me @ around 4 to tell me about this one and then the second I got on today @ exit 82 *BOOM* 4 car accident! I don't always see them happening but, still, it's just not what I want to ingest with my cup o' joe every morning.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

OH GEEZ 4??? in the morning?!?! Oh man i can't work for UPS if that's the deal. haha... i really wanna work for UPS .. somehow

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

who works for the ups?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

me, fool

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

can you get me a whole ups outfit?
i go the hat.. i just need the brown shorts and a brown shirt

pleaseeeeeee pleaseeeeeee

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

doubtful. they are VERY touchy about uniforms. besides, they don't come in toddler sizes.

but i'll work my connections. we'll see what i do.

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