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suchgr8heights Oct 22, 2004

I'm coming to HATE the parkway. Seeing accidents all the time is completely unsettling. Hope I'm never in this situation.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

my second worst accident was on the parkway. in a game of rock paper scissors between a dodge stratus and a suburban pulling a landscaping trailer, guess who lost?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

:( I've never been in an accident, not even a fender-bender and I hope, I hope! I never do but with all the driving I do I feel like it's prolly inevitable.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

ive been in so many! none of the big ones were my fault. i did do dumb stuff when i was first driving, like hit my moms car and break my headlight, back into a fire hydrant and break my taillight, drive into the garage door and dent it and side swipe our fence and break a few slats. good thing my first car was a 1977 buick skylark. that baby was like a tank.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

As, YOU know, I've never been in one where I was driving. I've been in a couple with my pal Jamie, but NONE while I was in control of the vehicle. I love bragging about that to people who have been in multiple accidents. They get annoyed. It's almost like they wish I'd get into one. Terrible.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I've never either but it still makes me feel uneasy when you say "I don't get into accidents. It'll never happen." Because it's such a possibility.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Sorry. I don't "do" accidents. Accidents don't always just happen. A lot of times they are caused.

Everyone hates when I talk like this. But MAN do I love it!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

sniff sniff.... i just got into my first real accident that I caused! :( Excecpt my Civic hit an Explorer... Brian: if you ever find yourself about to have an accident, am for an Explorer (NO DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!) Except you may crack your license plate. Also, when you yield, make sure the guy in front of you is done yielding. Otherwise it wont work.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'll do what I can.

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