I know a "dan the man" saying! It's, "I'm joking, xxxxxx, I'm just joking" Replace the "xxxxxx" with your name.

i know another dan cerrato expression. it's "yo is your game ON??" he asks me that a lot. not that my game is on, but he likes to ask.

or "yo, i don't have a girlfriend because i'm too legit to COMMIT"

HAHAHAHAH that's sooo cerrato. actually me and him made a pact. I can't tell you what it is. but it involves fighting off girls. and also magnum.