HE'S BACK!! THEY LET HIM COME CRAWLING BACK FOR HIS JOB, AND THEY GAVE IT TO HIM!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!! >:(
I was thinking a swift kick (or baseball bat) to the kneecaps, but that might be TOO obvious......
But there are no stairs at work. None at all. :(
hmmm... how about you create a vacumm in the toliet... and when he goes to sit down to pee (obviously he would, becuase he is a little girl) he would be sucked down into the sewers to be eaten by the alligators that live down there.
Hahaha...sounds good. Now how do I go about creating said vaccum?
easy... just suck all the air OUT of the toliet bowl. you may want to reinforce the ceramic as well... just to be on the safe side.
*writes all this down for future reference*
Got it! Thanks. You're a lifesaver, Mike. :)