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juicymango Nov 23, 2004

I'm trilingual - I spoke only Polish for the first 11 years of my life, then I learned English, and then I started taking Spanish from 7th grade till college. So for a while there I spoke fluent P...

juicymango Nov 23, 2004

oh also - it's EXTREMELY easy for small children to learn other languages. It's awesome. You probably don't even need to speak the language fluently and you can teach a child to communicate in that...

thatdarngirl Nov 23, 2004

I'm going to make my kids quadruple-lingual.

juicymango Nov 23, 2004

oh yeah if i ever have kids they're gonna be infinity-lingual

fivezero Nov 23, 2004

mine aren't going to speak ANY languages at all. just some basic hand signs and grunts.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

ha ha ha,WOW, now thats something scary!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

my kids and i will speak in eye movements and tonally varied grunts indicative of different inflections and situational intensity. it'll be a riot.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

that it will be, and perhaps a difus offense I would think.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

mine will talk in airplane signals

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

mine will do faggy interpretive dances for everything.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

mine will speak in binary by taking their shorts on and off, on for 1, off for 0

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

[MAD FUNNY] mine will communicate in gas emissions, exercising a new and unprecedented control of his and/or her sphincter muscle.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

[haha] Mine will learn to communicate by making fish faces and doing an occiasional robotic supersonic dance

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