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forrestina Jan 8, 2003

i've actually heard alot about this. my friend is a bethelite and supposedly Prince toured Bethel. seems to have been a scam to gather info for this new album and a video he made for kids. he wa...

rocksupastar Jan 9, 2003

thats my fashion sense... buttless pants ROCKS!!!!

forrestina Jan 9, 2003

lol yeah unless it's cold and you want to sit down while you're waiting for the bus

rocksupastar Jan 9, 2003

well HA, i dont wait for a bus, and if i do, i bring a DONUT to sit on!

forrestina Jan 9, 2003

well okay then just watch out for the jelly *splat*

rocksupastar Jan 9, 2003

no no.. the cushion donut.. ya know the one you get from the doctor if you break your butt!

forrestina Jan 9, 2003

ohhhhh i get it--i've only seen those in movies when a guy falls on a cactus or something

ekulu Jan 9, 2003

i thinks it for hemrhoids

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yuck that reminds me of a joke....what did the eskimos get from sitting on the ice too much?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

"numb-nuts"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

or......polaroids

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

umm...i think this is the dumbest joke ever. except for ...nope, this joke wins.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

well i definitely have much dumber ones so dont you worry

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rocksupastarFounder ·

whats black and white and red all over? hahahaha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i dont know-what

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rocksupastarFounder ·

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight..... now THAT is the dumbest joke EVER!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha yea you win

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

thank you, thank you, i have only the 5th grade school bus ride home to thank for that one.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · rocksupastar

what about this one...what's black and white and green black and white and green?

malibu malibuOG 2001 · forrestina

2 penguins fighting over a pickle!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i always heard that one but the answer was a penguin with diaper rash.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

nuns rolling down a hill...a newspaper

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

those are the two i always heard...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

HAHAHAHHAA, sooooooo funny, dan, im stumbled

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

haha so funny. why can't gypsies have babies?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i dont know-why

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

cuz they have crystal balls

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

duh that's so obvious-can't believe i missed it

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rocksupastarFounder ·

uhhhh... i dont get it...

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

me neither

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rocksupastarFounder ·

uhhhh... i dont get it...

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