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superhero Dec 7, 2004

wait a second ... is this girl from PA!?!?! Cerrato you were RIGHT, why didn't i listen to you YEARS ago!?!?

cerbrato Dec 11, 2004

Honestly Dan! Serious matt I think you should go for it, and if not send her a picture and biography of the Cerrato

originalsnob Dec 11, 2004

Best idea EVER! Run straight into the arms of a r[PSYCHOPATH]r, what could possibly go wrong?

cerbrato Dec 13, 2004

Totally! Imagine how awesome itd be to go out with this girl, she'll be totally loyal, most likely buy me anything I want, heck she might even drive to my house in the morning to make me breakfast ...

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

and a swift kick when she caught you admiring her friend.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

YES YES! I am intrigued by the notion of this swift kick. Clearly Cerrato suffers from some mental defect, it's that water in Warwick.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

no, it's just cerrato. (ouch, hey, hey, easy! It's a JOKE!)

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002 ·

You guys are such haters! I'm just trying to see the silver lining of the situation!

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