yeah don't you know the more rediculously decorated your house is the more of a connection you have to Jesus, who obviously dresses up and becomes Santa.. and uh.. gives magical power to .. reindeer.. so they can fly.. around the world to every house in the world.. in one night.. and um.. there's elves that make toys and .. um.. Jesus was born and.. um. Pine Tree.

haha

Wow i almost wish it was HARD to defend why we don't celebrate the holidays. They make it so easy.